So I couldn't sleep last night becuase I was feeling, well, sad about world events etc. I went down to my chinchilla cages in search of some much needed fuzz therapy. This is what happened.
Me: I am sad, please comfort me.
Chinchilla: Why aren't you feeding me a treat?
Me: Here is a treat. Now, can I at least scritch you a little bit?
Chinchilla: KACK KACK KACK KACK!
Me: You are My Pet. Your job title is pretty clear here. Please let me pet you a little so I can find a little comfort in your furriness.
Chinchilla: You are My Human Slave. Your job title is very clear here. Fetch me another goji berry or I will pee on you.
::SIGH::
Does anyone have any stories about a time when their chinchilla seemed to sense their distress and provided sympathy in some small way? I know cats and dogs do this all the time. My monsters clearly feel above all that.
Lu
Me: I am sad, please comfort me.
Chinchilla: Why aren't you feeding me a treat?
Me: Here is a treat. Now, can I at least scritch you a little bit?
Chinchilla: KACK KACK KACK KACK!
Me: You are My Pet. Your job title is pretty clear here. Please let me pet you a little so I can find a little comfort in your furriness.
Chinchilla: You are My Human Slave. Your job title is very clear here. Fetch me another goji berry or I will pee on you.
::SIGH::
Does anyone have any stories about a time when their chinchilla seemed to sense their distress and provided sympathy in some small way? I know cats and dogs do this all the time. My monsters clearly feel above all that.
Lu