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ChinnieShop

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So one of our friends decided to do a rap for ChinnieShop. They re-wrote the lyrics to Candy Shop by 50 Cent. Here is what our friend Dawn Kova wrote:

Yeah...
Uh huh
So selective
I'll take you to the chinnie shop
I'll let you chew the entire lot (of Organic Apple Wood Sticks)
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep chewing 'til you hit the spot (woah) where your belly drops
I'll take you to the chinnie shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you chew the lot (woah)
You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' bake that thing up or should i put organic on it
Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level
Oven jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a customer, I'll be your dealer
In the chews, treats, toys and online it's real simple
Business or Residential, it's whatever you into
Got the chinnie goods, I'm there dealer
Have your friends teasing you 'bout how enslaved I gotcha
Ordering this n' that, while I say hey it's no problem
Special of the Day, Yeah I can add that too
But the shippings gonna cost you another dollar or two
After you work up a order you can play with the cart
Add this or that ,and really that's where you start
then you click on the checkout and get me paid (ha ha)
Girl what we do (what we do)
And what we make (and what we make)
The things we do (things we do)
And can create (oh yeah)
Give it to me baby, you're ready to go
Simply pay your order and I'll let you know
As soon as I receive it I'll package it
Then it'll be all ready, ready to ship
I'll give you some tracking and then you'll know
Where it's at now, and where it's at while it's on the go
Once you receive it I'll want to know
How the Chinnie's liked it and how'd it go
Did they chew it right away or let it drop?
Lights on or lights off, on a shelf or in a house
So selective, you should see the way they grind
Chewing in slow-mo testing it to the rind
As Long as they're chomping, homie I ain't stopping
Popcorning, then Rockin' n Rollin it's how I keep them coming
Back to the Chinnie Shop, Ahuh
Where they like the variety of toys I got, Ahuh



:hilarious::):dance3:
 
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