dear world, I am running away

Chinchilla & Hedgehog Pet Forum

Help Support Chinchilla & Hedgehog Pet Forum:

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.

smhufflepuff

super-duper hedgiepig
Joined
Jan 29, 2009
Messages
1,893
Location
Michigan
Dear World,
I am running away from home.
I ran a lot over the weekend and last night.
I pooped and I ran and I ran through my poop.
I had glorious poopboots.
Then mommy tried to take my poopboots away.
I was very upset by this.
I huffed.
I puffed.
I nipped.
I pooped on mommy.
That terrible mommy made me take a footbath.
Terrible!
So now, I will run away.
That will make mommy sorry.
She says she loves me, but she takes away my poop and makes me get in water.
She must be lying.
I am so upset.
Sincerely, Bella Stormrider Hufflepuff
 
Sorry gorgeous - I have to side with mom on this one. :)
 
Dear World,
I thought very hard about what everyone said.
And I decided I would not run away.
At least not yet.
I'm not sure how to get out of my cage when mommy's not looking.
Also, I can't figure out how to bring my wheel and my hat with me.
I decided to have a good long sit in mommy's arms tonight.
Maybe she's not so bad.
But if she goes after my poopboots again... Huff!!!
Sincerely,
Bella Stormrider Hufflepuff
 
Back
Top